Linf10 2007-12-30 23:59
中国简史（转）
[size=3][size=2] 盘古说：我开[/size]； [/size]
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[size=2] 女娲说：我补；[/size]
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[size=2] 共工说：我撞；[/size]
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[size=2] 神农说：我尝；[/size][size=2] [/size]
[size=2] 精卫说：我填；[/size][size=2] [/size]
[size=2] 夸父说：我追；[/size]
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[size=2] 后羿说：我射； [/size]
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[size=2] 嫦娥说：没射着！[/size][size=2] [/size]
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[size=2] 黄帝说：我们做什么；[/size]
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[size=2] 尧说：我让；[/size]
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[size=2] 舜说：我也让；[/size]
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[size=2] 禹说：咱爷们怎么办？[/size][size=2] [/size]
[size=2] 启说：让他们球！[/size]
[size=2] 桀说：好玩；[/size]
[size=2] 汤说：造反有理了；[/size]
[size=2] 夏亡了……[/size][size=2] [/size]
[size=2][/size][size=2] 纣说：痛快；[/size]
[size=2] 武王说：我也反了；[/size]
[size=2] 商亡了……[/size]
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[size=2] 幽王说：点火；[/size]
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[size=2] 褒姒说：刺激；[/size]
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[size=2] 周也亡了……[/size][size=2] [/size]
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[size=2] 干将说：我铸；[/size]
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[size=2] 专诸说：我舞；[/size]
[size=2][/size][size=2] 荆柯说：我刺；[/size]
[size=2] 赢政一躲：没刺着……[/size][size=2] [/size]
[size=2] 始皇说：我修；[/size]
[size=2] 姜女说：我哭；[/size]
[size=2] 陈胜说：有种；[/size]
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[size=2] 项羽说：我举；[/size]
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[size=2] 刘邦说：我斩；[/size][size=2] [/size]
[size=2] 秦亡了……[/size]
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[size=2] 孔子说：我仁；[/size]
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[size=2] 孟子说：我义；[/size][size=2] [/size]
[size=2] 老子说：我无为；[/size][size=2] [/size]
[size=2] 庄子说：我逍遥；[/size]
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[size=2] 韩非子说：把他们全抓了。[/size]
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[size=2] 张良说：我出谋划策；[/size]
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[size=2] 韩信说：我统帅三军；[/size]
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[size=2] 萧何说：无运筹帷幄；[/size][size=2] [/size]
[size=2] 高祖说：老婆，怎么办；[/size][size=2] [/size]
[size=2] 吕后说：全喀嚓了。[/size][size=2] [/size]
[size=2] 文景说：我治；[/size]
[size=2] 武帝说：我兴；[/size]
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[size=2] 光武说：我中兴；[/size]
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[size=2] 献帝说：我说了不算。[/size]
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[size=2] 张骞说：我通；[/size]
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[size=2] 班超说：我也通；[/size]
[size=2] 苏武说：通个屁！[/size]
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[size=2] 卫青说：我打；[/size][size=2] [/size]
[size=2] 霍去病说：我也打；[/size]
[size=2] 李广说：我还打；[/size][size=2] [/size]
[size=2] 昭君嫣然晕笑，遂天下太平。[/size]
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[size=2] 董卓说：我势大；[/size]
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[size=2] 吕布说：我人帅；[/size][size=2] [/size]
[size=2] 貂婵说：你们俩谁厉害。[/size]
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[size=2] 董卓完蛋了。[/size][size=2] [/size]
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[size=2] 曹操说：快帮我脱鞋迎老许；[/size][size=2] [/size]
[size=2] 刘备说：快给我牵驴来访诸葛；[/size][size=2] [/size]
[size=2] 孙权说：周郎自有妙计安天下；[/size][size=2] [/size]
[size=2] 周瑜说：加油，烧死老曹；[/size]
[size=2] 诸葛说：天下三分，人人有份；[/size][size=2] [/size]
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[size=2] 司马昭说：向刘备同志学习；[/size][size=2] [/size]
[size=2] 晋开始了。[/size]
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[size=2] 司马迁说：要想成功，不怕被宫；[/size]
[size=2] 班固说：我要出书；[/size][size=2] [/size]
[size=2] 司马相如说：一首赋稿费一千；[/size]
[size=2] 曹操说：抄家伙我要赋诗；[/size]
[size=2] 曹植说：命题作文有何难；[/size]
[size=2] 孔明说：我要写道动员令；[/size]
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[size=2] 陶潜说你们累不累呀。[/size][size=2] [/size]
[size=2] 遂卷铺盖回家了。[/size]
[size=2] 朱温说：我同花顺；[/size][size=2] [/size]
[size=2] 萧道成说：我一条顺；[/size][size=2] [/size]
[size=2] 陈霸先说：重新洗牌……[/size][size=2] [/size]
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[size=2] 杨广说：去扬州观花；[/size]
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[size=2] 李渊说：消来公费旅游；[/size]
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[size=2] 李世民说：魏征，你的意思；[/size]
[size=2] 李治说：老婆，你的意思；[/size]
[size=2] 武则天说：那还不如我说了算；[/size]
[size=2] 薛刚说：反了你了！[/size]
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[size=2] 骆宾王说：鹅肥；[/size]
[size=2] 王勃说：情深；[/size]
[size=2] 李白说：酒美；[/size]
[size=2] 王维说：景幽；[/size]
[size=2] 孟浩然说：风流；[/size]
[size=2] 杜甫说：屋漏；[/size]
[size=2] 白居易说：抱想琵琶唱OK；[/size]
[size=2] 李商隐：我没话说了。[/size]
[size=2] 柴荣说：三武废费有我一份；[/size]
[size=2] 赵匡胤说：今年流行黄袍子[/size][size=2] [/size]
[size=2] 寇准说：带上瓶醋谈判去；[/size]
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[size=2] 李刚说：保家卫国；[/size]
[size=2] 徽宗说：没保成；[/size]
[size=2] 钦宗说：我想回家；[/size]
[size=2] 金兀朱说：没门……[/size]
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[size=2] 赵构说：把姓岳的抓了；[/size]
[size=2] 岳飞说：我有何罪？[/size]
[size=2] 秦桧说：也许有……[/size]
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[size=2] 陆游说：我要死了；[/size]
[size=2] 文天祥说：死得好，我为你喝彩！[/size]
[size=2] 完颜说：金大；[/size]
[size=2] 耶律说：辽大；[/size]
[size=2] 成吉思汗说：大你个球！[/size]
[size=2] 忽必烈说：亚欧大陆我说了算……[/size]
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[size=2] 朱元璋说：高筑墙；[/size]
[size=2] 建文帝说：孙承祖业；[/size]
[size=2] 朱棣说：我找我爹；[/size]
[size=2] 严嵩说：清史留字；[/size][size=2] [/size]
[size=2] 崇祯说：袁崇焕，你的良心大大地坏了……[/size]
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[size=2] 李自成说：歇会，找个小姐来；[/size]
[size=2] 吴三桂说：敢泡我老婆；[/size]
[size=2] 皇太极说：三桂是个好同志。[/size]
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[size=2] 顺治说：爱江山更爱美人；[/size]
[size=2] 康熙说：江山好管儿子难教；[/size]
[size=2] 雍正说：说我狠，我就狠给你们看；[/size]
[size=2] 乾隆说：我爹是谁；[/size][size=2] [/size]
[size=2] 嘉庆说：和坤是我爹留给我的遗产……[/size]
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[size=2] 施耐庵说：天罡盖地煞；[/size]
[size=2] 罗贯中说：曹刘震河腰；[/size]
[size=2] 吴承恩说：全盘西化；[/size]
[size=2] 曹雪芹说;读书人的事能算淫么；[/size]
[size=2] 蒲松龄说：我是另类我怕谁？[/size]
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[size=2] 林则徐说：我销；[/size]
[size=2] 洪秀全说：我反；[/size]
[size=2] 康有为说：我变；[/size]
[size=2] 孙中山说：看我的。[/size]
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[size=2] 慈禧说：木偶戏你当好演呀；[/size]
[size=2] 李连英说：有奴才伺候；[/size]
[size=2][/size][size=2] 李鸿章说：九亿白银，小意思；[/size]
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[size=2] 袁世凯说：窃国者为诸候？[/size]
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[size=2] 蒋介石说：共党未灭何以家为[/size]
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[size=2] 毛泽东说：中华人民共和国，中央人民政府，成立了[/size]
qwerqwer1986 2008-1-7 13:39
较好！